Mistaken Identity

I ordered a bunch of stuff.

I left the box on the floor of my room.

I got up early one day to take a shower.

It was dark.

I reached into the box to get the shampoo and creme rinse.
This is a new company for me and I am trying different products.

The shampoo lathered up okay.

I had to use quite a bit of shampoo.

I thought this stuff was supposed to be concentrated.

The creme rinse wasn't quite right.

It made my hair feel weird after it dried.

Being a good sport, I believe in giving most things (and people) a second try.

After all, I didn't want to make a snap decision.

The next time I took a shower, it must have been closer to noon than midnight.

i.e. I was more awake.

I looked at the bottles a little closer.

I realized that I didn't buy shampoo and creme rinse.

I washed my hair with liquid hand soap.
And moisturized my locks with hand lotion.

I will NOT be giving this another try.

But I did have a good laugh.

I am so distracted these days.